Me and My Friends Valley Girl Session

Okay, I am not a valley girl. Neither is my friend, Haley. But, this is so fun to do! I was texting her and we started talking in vally girl. Note: none of these people are real! Here's our conversation:

H: OMG! I THINK MY NAIL POLISH CHIPPED! HELP! CALLZ 911!
A: Lol i think i got mud on my shoes! the world is going to end!
H: OMG!!!! OMG!!!! BRAD JUST ASKED ME OUT OMG!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!
A: OMG! OMG! BRAD IS SO HAUT!
H: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE TAYLOR LAUTHNER!!!!!!!!!!!<3 XXXX
A: OMG YOU ARE SO LUCKY
H: AHHHH =] your so niccce<3 i'm SURE that ZACK is into you!!!!!!! HE HAS TO BE!!!! I ASKED BRAD AND HE SAID HE WAS GUNNA ASK YOU TO PROM!!!
A: OMG so awesome should i wear pink or baby blue!
H: NO!!!? BTW DON'T TELL HIM THAT I TOLDYOU!!!! We shud go dress shopping 2morrow!!!!I think u wud look so HAUT IN BLACK OR BURGANDY!!!!!!!!!!!
A: TOTALLY
H: Yeah. But what do you think tony would say? I mean he's like zack's best friend? If he found out tht u and zack have a thing, he wud like, freak oput!XxxX
A: Oh i'll take care of him i think he likes allyssa
H: Dude thats brad's cousin!!!! I mean it's allyssa! Come on! He's your brother! You don't want her to look like a s*** do you!!!????????
A: I dont care she can look however she wants OMG DID YOU SEE AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL LAST NITE? OMG
H: No. BUT OMG!!!! DO YOU KNOW WAT YOUR BROTHER WUD DO TO HER!!!! HE'S HAD A THING FOR HER SINCE HE MET HER @ JAMSON'S PARTY!!!!!!!!?
A: OMG I SO FORGATHE WUD FREAK! OMG HE WUD HATE ME 4EVER OMG what if we get jane to come talk some sence into him?
H: He'd NEVER listen to her, not after what she said to him. I've tried to get her to spill but she wont. Maybe alice or bonnie.............
A: Never Bonnie he hates her since like last year maybe alice but i dont think so
H: He doesn't hate bonnie!!!!! Your thinking of her sister bella, and she made it up to him. Their okay now.
A: Oh yeah so like who do you think Natalie is going to the prom with she said that SHE was taking Brad for the first part then zack at the second part
H: OMG!!! THAT BE-OTCH!!! NO SHE'S NOT!!!
A: Then her little skank I mean sister said that tony asked her out
H: UH-YEAH!!!! SHE JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE ME MAD!!!!
A: I know right
H: Yeah!!!!!! Omg! so i'm @ the mall with bonnie and this guy was talking to brad, they came over to usand bought us lunch and these beautiful shoes!!!!!!!!! <3 XX
A: OMG why was i not invited
H: U were!!!!!! Remember?? U and Zack went to LA for the day!!!
A: Oh yeah totally forgot about that now that was a party OMG
H: Lol i wud have gone but i had to tell bonnie about damond
A: Oh i didn't know... Hmmm... How long have they been together
H: He broke up with her a week ago, remember? @ merideths party he kissed me!!! Then he got ran over by a car, he's still in the hospital! Bonnie's so upset!!
A: No idea why though he totally dumped her se needs a life
H: He did it cause he liked me. She was so mad @ him, she told him it was over, but he said nothing happened, so she let go then he cheated on her!
A: Wow so dramatic OMG
H: She yelled @ him and then he ran away and got ran over, she feels so bad!!!!! :'(
A: Ha thats what she gets she didnt really need to yell at him
H: He deserved it! He was a total ass to her and me!!!!?!
A: Welll... I wouldn't care if it hadn't been you
H: Wow YUR SO MEAN, BUT I LUV YOU!!XXXx but apparently he ran in front of the car on purpose, he tried to commit suicide!!! Bonnie blames herself!!
A: so typical HE TOLD ME.... NO I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU
H: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! U KNEW!!!??? WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ANYBUDY!!!!!! Every budys so worried about him!! HE COULD DIE!!!
A: HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE I AM SO SORRY HE WAS JUST SO SAD AND STUFF
H: It's ok, i just can't believe you didn't tell bonnie of his parents It's ok i didn't believe it myself when i heard about it. Can we change the sub, this is giving me frown lines!!!!
A: Okay so we so should go get some frozen yogurt
H: LOL SURE!!!! lol XXXx not too much i'm trying to lose some weight before prom.
A: totally i like totally understand i mean i have to too
H: No you don't!!!!!! Your like a size 2! I'm a size 3!!!!!
A: Yeah but dont tell anyone but i want to fit in a size 1
H: Really? I don't want to be too skinny so I'm aiming for a size 2.
A: hey gtg phones gonna die...

THE END!

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